What is a French by a French

What is a French by another French man: Nicolas Chazeaux

Who hasn't ever wanted to live in France? Probably none of you has. But don't worry, I'd like to say it's perfectly normal. You'll be warmly welcomed here by our custom officers if you are coming from a rich country – yeah, I have to specify it, otherwise you would be given a plane ticket back if you came from any Arabian country.

Who said ecology? If you are interested in ecology, you found the perfect country to express your opinion about it. French people would be glad to include you in their « Papers Throwing Improvement Project ». They will teach you how to throw your wastes properly in the street and how to increase your car CO2 emissions. Then you'll be a true French.

Wait, that's not enough, you have to take some swearing lessons, then you'll get there.

Who said sports? Who said keeping fit? Nah... Nobody, those words don't exist in French... A little reminder: the worse person you are, the better French you are.